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BREAKING NEWS🚀: Stephen Colbert said on his Late Night Show, “You might not see me again when Donald Trump becomes president.”

On the Late Show, Stephen Colbert said that tonight would represent the “end of an era” as “this is our last show of the Biden administration”.
Biden’s farewell speech warned of the growing “tech-industrial complex” yet Colbert joked that “delivering it in your trademark low-power mode whisper ramble robbed it of an essential urgency”.
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At Trump’s upcoming inauguration, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg will be sitting up front alongside politicians. “Sweet Jesus in a skybox, that is the most corrupt-appearing thing I’ve ever heard,” he said.
He added: “If we’re gonna go full Roman empire, at least throw Denzel Washington in there.”
He referred to the three of them as “pasty money buckets” and said that with Amazon “sucking up to Trump” he might “consider not needing same-day shipping now”.
He continued: “These are the guys that Biden warned us about.”
Colbert then showed viewers the two portraits that had been taken of Trump and his vice-president, JD Vance. While displaying Vance’s picture, he joked: “I love how that blue tie brings out the colour of his dead soul.”
Jimmy Kimmel
On Jimmy Kimmel Live! the host also spoke about Biden’s speech remarking that at 18 minutes long, it’s “also the amount of time it takes the president to pee”.
He said that it was “more like a stern talking to than a speech” with the outgoing president warning of threats to democracy. “Basically his message was, I’m getting the hell out of here and you should too,” he said.
Fox News hosts decided to focus on the fact that Biden was sitting on a pillow the whole time which led Kimmel to wonder who they will spend their time attacking once he is gone. “I guess it’s back to the gay M&Ms,” he said.
This week also saw Trump appoint three Hollywood ambassadors: Mel Gibson, Jon Voight and Sylvester Stallone, AKA “Braveheart, Rambo and the Midnight Cowboy”.
“He’s summoned the three horsemen of the Apocalypto,” Kimmel said, adding that the reason must be that “Trump saw The Expendables 3 on his plane last night”.
Trump has said that the three men will be his eyes and ears in Los Angeles. “Who better to be Trump’s eyes and ears than 86-year-old Jon Voight?” Kimmel asked.
He also joked: “Kevin Sorbo must be devastated that he wasn’t included.”