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Nikki Glaser REVEAL Why Tom Brady’s KIDS Weren’t Referenced In JOKES At Roastđ±đ±đ±
Brady was the butt of many jokes, but there was a limit. Nikki Glaser has garnered some rave reviews for her performance on Netflixâs âThe Roast of Tom Brady.â And while Glaser and all the other acts went all in on poking fun at the seven-time Super Bowl winner, she says there was one topic that was off-limits. âWe all collectively just decided not to involve his kids too much in anything because they didnât ask for that, so any kind of reference to anything with that we left off the table,â Glaser told Howard Stern. âSo I couldnât say, âTom, hopefully we make out at the after-party. You can pretend Iâm your son.â You know, the reference to him kissing his son. My dad kissed me on the lips as a kid and throughout my adulthood, so I really related to that and never judged it any way, other than I thought it was a cute moment that we all took too seriously.â Brady is father to Jack, 16, with Bridget Moynahan. He and ex-wife Gisele BĂŒndchen are also parents of Benjamin, 14, and Vivian, 11.
Glaser reiterated that everyone felt it wasnât right to target his children. âWe all just agreed, letâs not throw the kids under the bus, even though I just did here,â she said. Glaser also said there were âso manyâ jokes that didnât make the cut, noting most were left out due to time, they werenât as funny as others or they focused on subjects that other comedians had mentioned. She also said some of the jokes were âsofter.â She then shared some of the jokes that she didnât tell during the roast.
Tom Brady (left) smiles while Nikki Glaser (right) pokes fun at him during Netflixâs âThe Roast of Tom Bradyâ on May 5, 2024, in Inglewood, California.Matt Winkelmeyer / Getty ImagesâThank you all for being here tonight and taking some time away from cheating on your wives. Itâs not their fault. Itâs their wivesâ fault for aging naturally,â she said.âIâd like to say that the proceeds from tonightâs show â itâs really cool tonight. All the proceeds are going towards CTE research and the NFLâs coordinated effort to cover it up. People donât know, but it costs millions to murder those doctors who know the truth,â she said, alluding to the head injuries among players that have increased over the years.âTom, seriously, though, I love your work â youâve done on your face,â she said, hinting at possible plastic surgery. âSeriously, though, slow down. Whatâs happening with your cheeks? You look like a Ken doll that was microwaved. You love deflating things. Stop.âStern also pointed out that Glaserâs crypto joke earned a standing ovation. âTom also lost $30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? I mean, even Gronk was like, âMe know that not real money,ââ she joked, referencing Bradyâs former teammate Rob Gronkowski. Glaser is an accomplished comedian who said this show was unique, noting it was the biggest crowd she ever performed for. And even though she tested the material beforehand, she didnât know how it would be received until the show itself. âYou canât really get a read from the crowd of what itâs going to be like when theyâre sitting next to you, so itâs a high-risk situation and I was terrified going into it,â she said. Comedian who roasted Tom Brady âdidnât know we could go thereâ with Kim Kardashian joke.