JUST IN: Jason Aldean Sues Whoopi Goldberg For A Cool $100 Billion

In a twist more shocking than a banjo solo in a hip-hop track, country music superstar Jason Aldean has decided to don a new hat – that of a plaintiff. The defendant? None other than talk show host and comedian Whoopi Goldberg.

If you’ve been keeping up with the Aldean saga, you’ll know that his song “Try That In A Small Town” has become the stuff of legend, and not just for its catchy tune. First, there was the controversy with CMT pulling the song, followed by losses in billions, a massive public backlash, and other broadcasting companies giving CMT the cold shoulder.

Just when you thought the country dust was settling, the saga took a dramatic turn. Whoopi Goldberg, known for her sharp tongue and sharper wit, decided to wade into the controversy on her talk show, “The View”. During a heated discussion, she dubbed Aldean’s song as ‘racist’ and ‘insensitive’, causing an uproar among his fans.

This explosive development has added a new verse to the ballad of Aldean’s controversial hit. Social media is buzzing with opinions, rumors, and, of course, memes. Hashtags like #AldeanVsGoldberg and #BillionDollarLawsuit are trending, turning Twitter into a 24/7 courtroom drama.

In the midst of all this, one can’t help but wonder – will the lawsuit bring a close to this country saga, or is this just the beginning of a new chapter? And what about the song itself? Will it fade into obscurity, or will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes of controversy?

As we eagerly wait for the gavel to drop, one thing is clear – the saga of “Try That In A Small Town” is a country song in itself, complete with drama, conflict, and a dash of good old-fashioned revenge.